letra de Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before

Stop me, oh stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard
This one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you
Oh I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough
To make a shy, bald Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass-murder
Who said I'd lied to her?
Oh who said I'd lied because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied because I never

I was detained, I was restrained
He broke my spleen
And broke my knee
And then he really laid into me
Friday night in Out-patients
Who said I'd lied to her ?
Oh who said I'd lied because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied because I never
And so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor
I drank more

Stop me, oh stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard
This one before

Nothing's changed
I still love you
Oh I still love you
Only slightly, only slightly less
Than I used to, my love