I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about, fiddling about, fiddle about
Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle... FIDDLE!
